Sometimes I write stuff that's not advertising...
Play: The End Of That Song (10-minute performance)
Essay: Let's Save Sitting! (McSweeney's)
Essay: Classic Pop Songs: Where are They Now? (McSweeney's)
Essay: Jr. High Chi Minh (Thought Catalog)
Essay: Follow the Breath (The Big Jewel)
Essay: 15 Years of Anniversary Gifts Updated to Reflect Reality (Frosted Tip)
List: Alternative health establishments that should be opened by characters from Bruce Springsteen songs (McSweeney's)
Comedy Writing: Sketches. Pilots. Specs. Wanna read 'em? SRSLY I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.