Sometimes I write stuff that's not advertising... 

 

Play: The End Of That Song (10-minute performance)

Essay: Let's Save Sitting! (McSweeney's)

Essay: Classic Pop Songs: Where are They Now?  (McSweeney's)

Essay: Jr. High Chi Minh  (Thought Catalog)

Essay: Follow the Breath (The Big Jewel)

Essay: 15 Years of Anniversary Gifts Updated to Reflect Reality (Frosted Tip)

List: Alternative health establishments that should be opened by characters from Bruce Springsteen songs (McSweeney's)

Comedy Writing: Sketches. Pilots. Specs. Wanna read 'em? SRSLY I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.